no. you can't hotbox the world.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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