Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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