For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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