How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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