You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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