come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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