dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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