How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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