Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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