Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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