i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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