Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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