yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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