In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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