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say what?
wanna hang out?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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