The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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