I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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