i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She needs sedatives and a leash
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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