I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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