My hand turned me down
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
