I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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