i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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