My pussy is not your playground.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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