On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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