what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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