bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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