Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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