look no pants
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
