Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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