Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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