no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
tell me about the fingering
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