...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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