This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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