Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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