my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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