Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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