No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?