i barfeds in our rink
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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