guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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