My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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