Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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