Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
