in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
His hands were made for my vagina.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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