last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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