birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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