Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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