Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We were destined to go to rehab together
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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