The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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