Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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