oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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