he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
time to smoke my breakfast
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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