Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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