Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The air taste purple.
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