Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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